DESIGNED BY MOM.

TESTED BY MANIACS.

Great value. Just bought 5 for my friends for Xmas after using them last year.
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Aj N.
December 18, 2025
These are great! Good fit and low profile so no one would ever know you have them on. Saved me a few times out west in poor conditions.
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Travis B.
December 15, 2025
These were great! Quality felt great Protective without feeling bulky.
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Serena C.
February 8, 2025
After not being able to bend over at all in my previous impact shorts, these were a godsend! They work well and don't restrict me at all.
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Ellie T.
May 31, 2025
Was looking for a low profile impact short and found inhuman shorts, aren’t too bulky and have the padding in the areas that I find I tend to hit the most. Very satisfied customer!
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Philip M.
December 8, 2025
Just starting to learn snowboarding and these are a total game changer. If you're going to try snowboarding, buy yourself a pair of these. Your hinder will thank you.
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Joel S.
January 17, 2025
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Inhuman Unisex Impact Shorts

Inhuman Unisex Impact Shorts

41 reviews

$65.00
$65.00

The slimmest crash pads in action sports. Inhuman Impact Shorts are engineered to absorb the brutal hits of asphalt, roots, and hard-pack, saving your hips and tailbone without ruining your style.

Mom approved for skateboarders, mountain bikers, snowboarders, and anyone who defies gravity. These shorts combine high-density padding and strategic hard-shell protection in an ultra-slim, lightweight profile. They slip effortlessly under your favorite snow pants or jeans, providing top-tier protection that no one else will even know is there.

Stealth Armor: Strategically placed EVA foam and a durable polyethylene shell disperse impact energy away from your hips and tailbone.

Zero Restriction: Crafted with premium stretch spandex, they move with your body.

Fresh & Hassle-Free: Built with moisture-wicking, breathable athletic fabric that is 100% machine washable.

Confidence on Demand: Spend less time icing bruises and more time progressing. When you aren't afraid to fall, you ride better.
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